Silly Conspiracy Theories

[TimBurr]

The fraudulent Somali learning centers in Minnesota were working with Party for Socialist Liberation to develop a new form of Islam to radicalize white liberals. Armed with a collection fatwas from the second coming of the prophet (George Floyd) these two organizations preached that if white people died in holy jihad against the government, they would be gifted in the afterlife with 47 POCs that will invite them to the cookout. Renee Goode and Alex Pretty are their first martyrs.

I can imagine some hilariously distasteful edits with Flyodhammed blessing these two protesters before they were shot.